Underwear dust

One evening a husband,
thinking he was being funny, said to his
wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim
Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'


His wife was not amused, decided that she simply
couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a
little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out..

'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put
talcum powder in my underwear?'


She replied with a snicker,

'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow.


You guys just never learn... Do not tick off the little woman
 
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