Underwear dust

lafayette gregory

Well-Known Member
Jan 11, 2010
Upstate SC
One evening a husband,
thinking he was being funny, said to his
wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim
Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, decided that she simply
couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a
little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out..

'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put
talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker,

'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow.

You guys just never learn... Do not tick off the little woman