So I was eating lunch today with a friend at a local bbq. A very small mom and pop type place so there are not very many tables. They encourage people to share a table and make new friends. So 3 sheriff deputies come and and sit down next to us. The one that sits next to me is a big boy and so we are a little tight on space. He looks at me and jokingly says "dont try to grab my gun ok." So I look at him and say "fine, but dont try and grab mine either." That shut him up pretty quick.