Quotable Quotes for $1000 please...


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An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stopended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him.
The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range.Another deputy was wounded and a police dog was killed.
A state wide manhunt ensued.
The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area and as soon as he took a shot atthe SWAT team, officers opened fire on him.
They hit the guy 68 times.
Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poorundocumented immigrant 68 times.
Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had."
Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what!
The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes.
When asked by a reporter how that could be since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body,he simply replied, "when a person is shot 68 times he is naturally going to die."


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True story although i don't recall the guy being an illegal. I was living in Tampa when that happened and thought Judd's comments were amusing.


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I would prefer to hear the truth from officials than a bunch of PC crap.

I read an email ( it must have been true because it was on the internet) about a town councilman somewhere in Florida who was fired after doing a radio interview. He was asked what he thought about using torture on terror suspects. His quote was something like this " I'm not advocating torture,but if hooking a car battery up to a terror suspects testicals will save just one american life then i only have two things to say.......red goes to positive and black goes to negative."

I thought it was pretty funny


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those are good, but i've always been very fond of my own particular quote...