Doctors Lawyers and Gun Owners

[jmt2566]

Doctors Lawyers and Gun Owners

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is

700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians

per year are 120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is

0.171.

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of
Health and Human Services.

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Now think about this:

Gun Owners

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is

80,000,000.

(Yes, that's 80 million)

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths

per year, all age groups, is

1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths

per gun owner is

0.000188

Statistics courtesy of FBI


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So, statistically, doctors are approximately

9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

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Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN BUT

Almost everyone has at least one doctor.
This means you are over 900 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as a gun owner!!!

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Please alert your friends

to this

alarming threat.

We must ban doctors

before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

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Out of concern for the public at large,

I withheld the statistics on
lawyers
for fear the shock would cause
people to panic and seek medical attention

 

[mcdaniel]

I knew I avoided the doc for some reason. White Coats bother me.

 

[Schultz]

Now that the nobama healthcare is in that number of doctors is gonna drop significantly. :roll:

 

[Chili]

So that means our longevity should increase?

 

[Schultz]

That will probably drop to due to the death panels. :shock:

 

[Kazhrei]

I knew I avoided the doc for some reason. White Coats bother me.

Damn, I knew I shouldn't of become a chef for a reason. Now I scare people :lol:

 

[Midnight Raver]

Nah, you is too cute and cuddly to scare anyone...

just don't get into trouble with the law- prison would be hell for you!