OK, so here is a summary of our story so far! This has gone off better than I thought it would... lets see where the story takes us from here:
"The first time I ever pulled this little tiny blade was December. I remember this perfectly because my Christmas present was wrapped in ducttape and had to be opened by extreme measures! Inside this pink box was not what you'd expect to wear in public, but I digress, it saved my swollen and bruised beloved pet ocelot from a bath, but not a moment too soon... His sharp claws ruined the curtains "